I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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