My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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