The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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