I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm at about main and main street
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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