Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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