I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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