His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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