Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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