my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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