She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
