i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
