oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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