That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
