Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Randomize
