ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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