We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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