My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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