Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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