dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's never too late to be topless.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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