Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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