1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
"it" just moved
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
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And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i've created a new STD.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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