I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
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If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.