I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.