Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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