VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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