Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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