I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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