I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
