We won't sleep together?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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