pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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