This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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