Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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