talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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