So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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