On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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