and she was petting her beer can
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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