Your tits are I can't wait for
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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