HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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