i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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