She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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