We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
