I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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