Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
4 words: hood of his car
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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