Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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