Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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