I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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