I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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