I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
40s are totally the cure
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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