My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We're too hungover to prance.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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