i can't believe i had my finger in that
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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