Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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