So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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