I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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