Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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