me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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