We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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