Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Welp...herpes.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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