I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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