Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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